About Fiona - Badass Boss

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What we do

Readers are looking for their next book to rave about. That's where you come in.

Authors are looking for blurbs that create Ride or Die Readers. That's where we come in.

You write beautiful prose, imaginative stories, all your words come from your heart. But you're not a marketer. We are.

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Hey, I'm Fiona!

I started Badass Book Blurbs because indie and self-published authors deserved access to affordable, professional blurbs that didn't read like the same old dreary stuff we've all been staring at for years.

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What makes me qualified to hold the title of Badass Boss?

I'm an author, so I know the blood and tears that go into writing a book. I've spent years as an entrepreneur, so I know the ins and outs of marketing. And I've got a badass attitude — and a vocabulary to match.

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I write for paranormal women's fiction, urban fantasy, vampire fantasy, and curvy midlife romance authors. Vampires, witches, werewolves, snarky heroines, small towns with a suspiciously high murder rate — if it's badass, I'm your girl.

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Every book has an important message. Let's make sure your blurb doesn't whisper it — let's make it roar.